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Jon Stewart “What about Ted Cruz (R-TX), did he escape the internet’s wrath?”

Newsreader “‘Nelson Mandela’, he (Cruz) wrote, ‘will live in history as an inspiration for defenders of liberty around the globe’.  More than 5,000 people liked that comment, but not all of Cruz’s Facebook followers agree.  (reads a Facebook comment on Cruz’s post) ‘he was a murderer and a Communist.  Why are you inspired by this Ted?’.  ‘What about the rampant White Genocide BECAUSE of south african’s “freedon”???????’.   And another writes ‘Stalin, Hitler, Pol Pot, Mao and FDR are also dead.  They don’t deserve a positive Eulogy either.'”

Stewart “You know the ghost of Franklin Delano Roosevelt was like, how the bleep did I get dragged into this?  … Anonymous jerks on the web say stupid stuff all the time, what about non-anonymous jerks on the TV?”

Rick Santorum (Dec 5) “Nelson Mandela stood up against a great injustice and was willing to pay a huge price for that.  And, that’s the reason he’s mourned today.  Because of that struggle that he performed.”

Stewart “That’s great, as long as you don’t say anything else.”

Santorum continues “We have a great injustice going on right now in this country with an ever increasing size of government that is taking over and controlling people’s lives, and Obamacare is front and center in that.”

Stewart “How do I put this in terms that you’re going to understand here?  Uh, Apartheid is not Obamacare.  The systemic subjugation of a race of people is different from the establishment of subsidized health care exchanges.  The fact that that insurance is now mandated, again, gets us nowhere close to Apartheid level injustice in any way, shape, or, I cannot stress this enough.  So let the word go forth to a new generation of Americans wherever people gather, on whatever it is that Americans read (shows graphic of McDonald’s dollar menu with Apartheid is not Obamacare in the middle of the menu items), Apartheid, injustice wise, greater than, by a large amount of degrees, Obamacare.  If I may shout it from the hilltops (shows video of Julie Andrews from The Sound Of Music) Obamacare is not Apartheid.  The only injustice here, is that you can make a statement like that, and still get to have the TV talking stick.”

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-december-9-2013/apartheid-is-not-obamacare

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Bill Maher “Now, when it comes to raising the minimum wage, conservatives always say it’s a non-starter because it cuts into profits.  Well yea, of course, paying workers is one of those unfortunate expenses of running a business.  You know, like taxes, or making a product.  If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.

You might think that paying people enough to live is so self-evident that even crazy people could understand it, but you would be wrong.  Michele Bachmann is not only against raising the minimum wage, she’s against having one at all.  She once said ‘if we took away the minimum wage…we could virtually wipe out unemployment..because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level.’  Put that in your brain and smoke it.  You could hire everyone if you didn’t have to pay them.  And naturally, Ted Cruz agrees.  Ted Cruz thinks it’s a good thing, that when his Cuban father came to America, he was paid 50 cents an hour to work as a dish washer…

When did the American dream become this pathway to indentured servitude?  This economic death spiral where workers get paid next to nothing, so they can only afford to buy next to nothing, so businesses are forced to sell cheaper and cheaper stuff.  Walmart employees can only afford to shop at Walmart.  McDonald’s workers can only afford to eat at McDonald’s and Hooters waitresses have to wear shirts have to wear shirts they grew out of years ago.

And, look, even if you’re not moved by the, don’t be such a heartless prick, argument, consider the fact that most fast-food workers, who’s average age, by the way, now is 29 we’re not talking about kids, are on some form of public assistance, which is not surprising.  When even working people can’t make enough to live, they take money from the government in the form of food stamps, school lunches, housing assistance, daycare.  This is the welfare that conservatives hate, but they never stop to think if we raised the minimum wage and forced McDonald’s and Walmart to pay their employees enough to eat, we the taxpayers wouldn’t have to pick up the slack.  This is the question the right has to answer, do you want smaller government with less handouts or do you want a low minimum wage, because you cannot have both.  If Colonel Sanders isn’t going to pay the lady behind the counter enough to live on, then Uncle Sam has to.  And, I for one, am getting a little tired of helping highly profitable companies pay their workers.”