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Jon Stewart “Let’s go live to senior Vatican correspondent Samantha Bee, who is in Rome right now.  Sam, thanks for joining us….We haven’t seen a Papal resignation in 600 years.  What happened here Sam?”

Samantha Bee “Well, let’s just say that he’s had a crisis of faith.”

Stewart “Wow, since when?”

Bee “Well, honestly, since the whole Manti Te’o thing.  The Pope has just started to question a long term relationship with someone he talks to all the time, but has never actually met.”

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Bill Maher “I know why you’re happy this week, Obama got re-inaugurated.  That was a big thing for liberals.  But, I have to say, the Republicans were right.  He’s been in office less than a week now, in the second term, and already, the administration rocked by a scandal.  Beyonce lip synching.  You’ve heard about this.  At least we think she was lip synching, Manti Te’o said it sounded very real to him.  Lip synching?  Let that be a lesson.  If you are in Washington DC and you open your mouth and another voice comes out, it better be the NRA, an oil company, or a bank.”