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Jon Stewart “Let’s go live to senior Vatican correspondent Samantha Bee, who is in Rome right now.  Sam, thanks for joining us….We haven’t seen a Papal resignation in 600 years.  What happened here Sam?”

Samantha Bee “Well, let’s just say that he’s had a crisis of faith.”

Stewart “Wow, since when?”

Bee “Well, honestly, since the whole Manti Te’o thing.  The Pope has just started to question a long term relationship with someone he talks to all the time, but has never actually met.”

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Bill Maher “New Rule: America, before you get in bed with Mitt Romney, remember.  He may seem like a nice fella from what we know about his core beliefs, nothing, his tax plan, nothing, his faith, off limits, his donors, anonymous.  But, a compulsive liar who’s whole life is secret can get you worse diseases than Romnesia.”