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Reporter July 8, 2014 “The White House today asked Congress for 3.7 billion dollars to deal with the flood of unaccompanied children coming into the United States illegally.”

Jon Stewart “3.7 billion dollars.  That’s a lot of money.  Congress?”

Rep Michael McCaul (R-TX) “We’re not going to write a blank check for over 4 billion dollars.”

Stewart “Real quick, you do realize, house chairman of homeland security, that a blank check can’t be for a specific number.  You know that.  Once you write a specific number, 4 billion, 2 billion, whatever it is, it looses the vital quality of blankness.  It’s not blank anymore.  I don’t know if we should really elect people that don’t know how checks work.”

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Bill Maher “Obama is still dealing with the crisis on our border.  He met yesterday with the Presidents of Guatemala, and Honduras, and El Salvador and he was trying to tell them to tell your citizens not to come to this country, and if they do, they will not be allowed to stay, unless they’ve got a great curve ball.  Then, we’re all good.”