Jon Stewart “I didn’t realize the level of despotism of Obama was so great.  I’m convinced.  Let’s rid ourselves of the tyrant.”

Rep Randy Weber (R-TX) July 15, 2014 “We do need to do this, methodically and correctly, and do it the right way.  So I don’t think it’s practical that we impeach him right now, but he definitely deserves it.”

Stewart “Wait, what the huh?  … Are you American Randy Weber of not?  Patrick Henry didn’t say give me liberty, or if not now it’s fine, I understand, we’re busy.  Come on.  Don’t tell me you can’t squeeze one little tyrant impeachment into your busy schedule of not passing laws.  What’s really going on here?”

Dick Cheney July 15, 2014 “I think that gets to be a bit of a distraction, just like the impeachment of Bill Clinton did.”

Rep John Duncan (R-TN) July 15, 2014 “Nothing would fire up the base of the Democrats more than an impeachment action…It would turn off some of the independents who are right now leaning our way.”

Stewart “And all that is really how you know all this talk of tyranny is BS.  Because, when your main concern about deposing a tyrant is how it will effect your party’s chances in the upcoming mid-term elections, that’s not tyranny.”

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